1 00:01:11,892 --> 00:01:16,409 - Ah, how's business? - Swell. It's Garbo. 2 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:20,917 It'll be even better next week when you play my new Schnarzan picture. 3 00:01:20,918 --> 00:01:23,975 Ah, what a star! What a star! 4 00:01:24,010 --> 00:01:27,033 Oh, has the trailer gone on yet? 5 00:01:27,034 --> 00:01:28,910 You'll just about catch it. 6 00:01:28,911 --> 00:01:30,748 Good. 7 00:01:48,504 --> 00:01:52,224 Coming to this theatre soon 8 00:01:52,225 --> 00:01:55,400 The mighty monarch of the mudlands... 9 00:01:55,401 --> 00:01:58,603 SCHNARZAN THE CONQUEROR! 10 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:25,493 Jungle beasts knew his call... 11 00:02:25,494 --> 00:02:30,680 The hidden terrors of the jungle held no fear for... 12 00:02:30,681 --> 00:02:33,350 SCHNARZAN THE CONQUEROR! 13 00:03:01,118 --> 00:03:04,030 How exhilaratin'! 14 00:03:04,031 --> 00:03:10,988 Untamed, untouched, untrammeled by civilization. 15 00:03:14,389 --> 00:03:19,244 Nature's forgotten man who couldn't forget the call of nature. 16 00:03:20,143 --> 00:03:21,694 Can't you see jungle woman? 17 00:03:21,729 --> 00:03:24,868 I'm human even if I've got a touch of the King Kong. 18 00:03:24,869 --> 00:03:27,622 Human? Hah! You make me laugh. 19 00:03:27,623 --> 00:03:30,896 Giving them the royal razz. 20 00:03:30,897 --> 00:03:35,470 OK, but underneath this lion's skin beats a heart seething with sentiment. 21 00:03:35,471 --> 00:03:38,528 Oh, I bet you say that to every animal. Go on. 22 00:03:38,529 --> 00:03:40,547 No. 23 00:03:40,548 --> 00:03:42,894 I don't. 24 00:03:42,895 --> 00:03:45,023 Listen to me, jungle woman. 25 00:03:45,024 --> 00:03:51,982 Don't miss it if you can. 26 00:03:58,183 --> 00:03:59,713 SCHNARZAN THE CONQUEROR! 27 00:03:59,878 --> 00:04:01,717 SCHNARZAN THE DANGEROUS 28 00:04:01,718 --> 00:04:06,014 Coming to this theatre soon 29 00:04:10,419 --> 00:04:11,559 Well, there's one thing certain. 30 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:14,869 I'm not coming to this theater next week to see that cluck Scharzan. 31 00:04:14,870 --> 00:04:17,668 You can't call my star a cluck. 32 00:04:17,669 --> 00:04:19,736 Cluck, cluck. 33 00:04:20,378 --> 00:04:22,240 There ought to be a law. 34 00:04:22,241 --> 00:04:24,982 You shouldn't allow your patrons to say things like that. 35 00:04:24,983 --> 00:04:28,344 Well, to tell you the truth, Mr. Knapp, Schnarzan is slipping. 36 00:04:28,345 --> 00:04:33,501 The public's fed up with those mangy, toothless, moth-eaten lions that he's been fighting with. 37 00:04:33,502 --> 00:04:35,386 You're right. You're right. 38 00:04:35,387 --> 00:04:37,053 You'll flop with Scharzan. 39 00:04:37,054 --> 00:04:40,318 But the week after you'll mop up with my star. 40 00:04:40,319 --> 00:04:43,357 The one and only Liondora. 41 00:04:43,358 --> 00:04:44,544 Liondora... 42 00:04:44,545 --> 00:04:47,231 That cheap imitation of the great Schnarzan. 43 00:04:47,232 --> 00:04:49,368 What are you talking about? Schnarzan is a has-been. 44 00:04:49,369 --> 00:04:53,564 Stop arguing, Mr. Goldfarb. Liondora is a bust too. 45 00:04:53,565 --> 00:04:56,286 He doesn't even use real lions. 46 00:04:56,287 --> 00:04:59,646 I know because one of my relatives played the hind legs. 47 00:04:59,647 --> 00:05:03,185 But if I were you, boys, I'd go and buy some real, 48 00:05:03,186 --> 00:05:05,450 honest to goodness, man-eaters. 49 00:05:05,451 --> 00:05:06,732 Killers! 50 00:05:06,733 --> 00:05:08,268 Give the public a thrill. 51 00:05:08,269 --> 00:05:11,546 That's the only way you'll ever make any money. 52 00:05:16,021 --> 00:05:18,341 Real man-eaters... 53 00:05:18,826 --> 00:05:20,666 Killers... 54 00:05:20,667 --> 00:05:22,824 That's an idea. 55 00:05:22,859 --> 00:05:26,573 The little dream nest in... THE HOLLOWS 56 00:05:38,194 --> 00:05:40,098 What a game! What a game! 57 00:05:40,099 --> 00:05:41,370 I trust you scored, sir. 58 00:05:41,371 --> 00:05:45,633 You're darn trustin' I scored. I hit four goals and three players. 59 00:05:50,181 --> 00:05:51,564 Fetch me my slippers! 60 00:05:51,565 --> 00:05:54,338 Hiya, Knapp. What a day! 61 00:05:55,597 --> 00:05:57,525 Jimmy, this is getting serious. 62 00:05:57,526 --> 00:05:59,461 Your public is turning away from you. 63 00:05:59,462 --> 00:06:03,580 They say your lions are moth-eaten, toothless and half of them have the mange. 64 00:06:03,581 --> 00:06:07,501 The mange, hah? Well, they didn't get it from me. 65 00:06:08,055 --> 00:06:11,584 But look. Something's gotta be done on it. Look at that. 66 00:06:12,901 --> 00:06:15,367 Right on the front page. 67 00:06:16,782 --> 00:06:19,050 What does it say? 68 00:06:19,532 --> 00:06:25,075 Baron Munchausen arrives in Hollywood tomorrow, with a cargo of wild jungle beasts. 69 00:06:25,076 --> 00:06:30,194 Jimmy, this Baron has the greatest bunch of lions in captivity. 70 00:06:30,554 --> 00:06:32,954 Well, why not get in touch with him and use his lions? 71 00:06:32,955 --> 00:06:34,797 That's what I'm leading up to. 72 00:06:34,798 --> 00:06:39,197 Buddy Goldfarb may have the same idea about Liondora. 73 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:41,342 Liondora... 74 00:06:43,773 --> 00:06:45,636 My hated rival. 75 00:06:45,637 --> 00:06:48,534 Why not beat Goldfarb and Liondora to it? 76 00:06:48,535 --> 00:06:51,568 We've got to get those lions before they do. 77 00:06:51,569 --> 00:06:53,851 Now... When the Baron arrives... 78 00:06:53,852 --> 00:06:58,926 entertain him the same way you did Bernard Shaw and Professor Einstein. 79 00:06:58,927 --> 00:07:01,085 You mean make the crumb my house-guest? 80 00:07:01,086 --> 00:07:02,236 Exactly! 81 00:07:02,237 --> 00:07:05,119 And don't forget... The Baron arrives tomorrow. 82 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,467 Then we'll have to work fast. 83 00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:10,883 I'll get a flock of beautiful girls and give him a real African welcome. 84 00:07:10,884 --> 00:07:14,247 Then we'll throw the biggest affair since the "Boston Tea Party". 85 00:07:14,248 --> 00:07:16,395 Jimmy, you're a genius! 86 00:07:16,396 --> 00:07:18,934 You took the words right out'a my mouth. 87 00:07:18,969 --> 00:07:20,846 The great Schnarzan invites you to a Hollywood party 88 00:07:20,881 --> 00:07:22,723 in honor of celebrating Baron Munchausen and his lions. 89 00:07:22,724 --> 00:07:24,411 Don't be silly. Gotta date. Gotta go to Scharzan's party. 90 00:07:24,412 --> 00:07:26,838 Have to let the bridge game wait. Gotta go to Scharzan's party. 91 00:07:26,839 --> 00:07:28,189 It's going to be a swell affair. 92 00:07:28,190 --> 00:07:29,271 You'll be the belle of it. 93 00:07:29,272 --> 00:07:31,517 Baron's lions will be there. The rest is really irrelevant. 94 00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:32,582 Tonight's the night. 95 00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:33,910 Tomorrow... What a headache. 96 00:07:33,911 --> 00:07:35,029 That's the hell of it. 97 00:07:35,030 --> 00:07:38,197 - Gotta go to Scharzan's. - Gotta go to Scharzan's. 98 00:07:38,605 --> 00:07:43,257 Oh, is that you my little white dovey-dovey? How are ya? 99 00:07:43,258 --> 00:07:46,861 Now listen to me you dirty, big, black, snake in the bush. 100 00:07:46,862 --> 00:07:50,252 What's the idea of giving a party and not inviting me? Heh? 101 00:07:50,253 --> 00:07:52,696 - Answer me that! - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 102 00:07:52,731 --> 00:07:56,117 You don't have to get sore just because I kicked you out of my last picture! 103 00:07:56,118 --> 00:07:58,001 You don't belong to these parties! 104 00:07:58,002 --> 00:08:01,042 You get too rough! Too involved! 105 00:08:02,958 --> 00:08:04,375 That's remindin' her. 106 00:08:04,376 --> 00:08:06,044 Now let me tell you somethin'. 107 00:08:06,045 --> 00:08:10,522 The day I don't play in your pictures any more Schnarzan will be terrible. 108 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:13,527 What do you think of that? 109 00:08:15,324 --> 00:08:17,684 You know what I think of you? You know what you are? 110 00:08:17,685 --> 00:08:21,373 Un stupido animale brutto... 111 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:27,740 What's that? You can't talk to me like that! 112 00:08:27,987 --> 00:08:30,967 And that ends another chapter in my love life. 113 00:08:50,346 --> 00:08:53,752 Hello. Here's Joan Crawford, Mr. Durante. 114 00:08:53,753 --> 00:08:55,095 Not so loud, please. No answer. 115 00:08:55,130 --> 00:08:56,890 Oh, that Hollywood party... 116 00:08:56,891 --> 00:08:58,701 Yes, Mr. Durante. Here's Miss Jessup. 117 00:08:58,702 --> 00:09:04,848 Hello. I can't hear you. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello! 118 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:07,390 Phone's busy We're dizzy 119 00:09:07,391 --> 00:09:09,323 It's that affair 120 00:09:09,324 --> 00:09:11,901 He's going She's going 121 00:09:11,936 --> 00:09:14,265 They're going there 122 00:09:14,266 --> 00:09:18,593 Put on your bib and tucker Put on your soup and fish 123 00:09:18,594 --> 00:09:21,207 I'm going You're going 124 00:09:21,208 --> 00:09:23,229 This is our dish 125 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,370 Hollywood party 126 00:09:25,371 --> 00:09:27,426 Get up! Get out! Get in there! 127 00:09:27,427 --> 00:09:29,805 Hollywood party 128 00:09:29,806 --> 00:09:32,070 Oh, nobody sleeps tonight 129 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,039 Bring along your girl 130 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,286 Go home with someone else's 131 00:09:36,287 --> 00:09:38,695 Forget about your girl 132 00:09:38,696 --> 00:09:40,672 Cause she's gonna do alright 133 00:09:40,673 --> 00:09:43,160 We'll be kicking our heels up 134 00:09:43,161 --> 00:09:45,400 Til the rooster is crowing 135 00:09:45,401 --> 00:09:47,609 Bring the automobiles up 136 00:09:47,610 --> 00:09:49,949 Everybody is going 137 00:09:49,950 --> 00:09:52,075 Hollywood party 138 00:09:52,076 --> 00:09:54,269 Going a mile a minute 139 00:09:54,270 --> 00:09:56,413 Hollywood party 140 00:09:56,414 --> 00:09:58,898 Nobody sleeps tonight 141 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:00,883 Hollywood party 142 00:10:00,884 --> 00:10:03,231 Get up! Get out! Get in there! 143 00:10:03,232 --> 00:10:05,265 Hollywood party 144 00:10:05,266 --> 00:10:07,629 Nobody sleeps tonight 145 00:10:07,630 --> 00:10:09,677 Bring along your girl 146 00:10:09,678 --> 00:10:12,043 Go home with someone else's 147 00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:14,059 What about your girl? 148 00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:16,577 She's gonna do alright 149 00:10:16,578 --> 00:10:18,689 We'll be kicking our heels up 150 00:10:18,690 --> 00:10:20,835 Til the rooster is crowing 151 00:10:20,836 --> 00:10:23,151 Bring the automobiles up 152 00:10:23,152 --> 00:10:25,144 Everybody is going 153 00:10:25,145 --> 00:10:27,380 Hollywood party 154 00:10:27,381 --> 00:10:29,562 Going a mile a minute 155 00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:31,894 Hollywood party 156 00:10:31,895 --> 00:10:34,138 Nobody sleeps tonight 157 00:10:34,139 --> 00:10:35,964 Come and wear your white tie 158 00:10:35,965 --> 00:10:37,221 It's the right tie 159 00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:39,646 For tonight I meet you 160 00:10:39,647 --> 00:10:44,223 At that noisy girlsy and boysy Hollywood party 161 00:10:44,224 --> 00:10:47,084 All the minks and sables Wines with labels 162 00:10:47,085 --> 00:10:48,263 Garbos-Gables 163 00:10:48,264 --> 00:10:49,471 Greet you 164 00:10:49,472 --> 00:10:54,026 Taxis send us To tremendous Hollywood Party 165 00:10:54,027 --> 00:10:57,488 All the girls wear ermine coats They got from men 166 00:10:57,489 --> 00:11:00,945 But tomorrow, oh... They've gotta give them back again 167 00:11:00,946 --> 00:11:03,221 So let the laughter spring out 168 00:11:03,222 --> 00:11:04,478 Music ring out 169 00:11:04,479 --> 00:11:06,980 Satan sing out Yeah, man 170 00:11:06,981 --> 00:11:11,188 At that crashing, furniture-smashing Hollywood Party 171 00:11:11,189 --> 00:11:13,188 Get out. Get out. Get any! 172 00:11:13,189 --> 00:11:15,077 Hollywood party 173 00:11:15,078 --> 00:11:17,741 Nobody sleeps tonight 174 00:11:27,970 --> 00:11:29,917 Oh, auntie, I hear it's going to be a wonderful party. 175 00:11:29,918 --> 00:11:31,362 I'm awfully glad we came to Hollywood. 176 00:11:31,397 --> 00:11:32,422 Think of it, Harvey. 177 00:11:32,423 --> 00:11:35,896 If you hadn't known Scharzan when he was poor, we wouldn't have been invited. 178 00:11:35,897 --> 00:11:39,125 I knew him when he didn't have a kettle to cook in. 179 00:11:58,595 --> 00:12:00,763 Oh, I beg your pardon. 180 00:12:17,187 --> 00:12:19,693 You're right. He does look a little nutty. 181 00:12:19,694 --> 00:12:22,493 Lobby! 182 00:12:24,657 --> 00:12:27,581 Oh, I want to thank you for a very nice trip. 183 00:12:27,582 --> 00:12:28,924 Oh... Thank you very much. 184 00:12:28,925 --> 00:12:30,839 Not at all. 185 00:12:30,874 --> 00:12:32,698 I'd love to pick up things for you. 186 00:12:32,699 --> 00:12:35,216 Why didn't you take off your hat? 187 00:12:35,217 --> 00:12:39,459 Oh, I was afraid I couldn't get it back on with that same air of abandon. 188 00:12:40,567 --> 00:12:41,712 Well, where did you go? 189 00:12:41,713 --> 00:12:45,033 Auntie, I... I lost my purse. 190 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:46,650 This is Mr... 191 00:12:46,651 --> 00:12:50,448 Harvey, we can't afford to mix with strangers. 192 00:12:50,449 --> 00:12:52,902 If we only went with our friends we'd be pretty lonesome. 193 00:12:52,903 --> 00:12:57,983 Come, Harvey. Come, Linda. Schnarzan will be furious. 194 00:12:59,895 --> 00:13:01,786 It's gonna be a great party. 195 00:13:01,787 --> 00:13:03,456 Come on. 196 00:13:03,915 --> 00:13:06,476 - You know why Scharzan is giving this party? - No 197 00:13:06,477 --> 00:13:08,046 To get those lions from the Baron. 198 00:13:08,047 --> 00:13:10,814 If he gets them, Liondora, you're through in pictures. 199 00:13:10,815 --> 00:13:12,682 Then I've got to get in that party. 200 00:13:12,683 --> 00:13:14,630 Beat Schnarzan to the punch. 201 00:13:14,631 --> 00:13:17,757 What are we gonna use for money? 202 00:13:18,515 --> 00:13:20,514 - I want a taxi. - A yellow, sir? 203 00:13:20,515 --> 00:13:23,713 Haven't you any colors beside yellow? How about a green or a blue? 204 00:13:23,714 --> 00:13:25,480 Oh, I just love blue. 205 00:13:25,481 --> 00:13:27,620 She looks much better in blue. 206 00:13:27,621 --> 00:13:29,360 I wonder who they are. 207 00:13:29,361 --> 00:13:31,859 Oklahoma oil doing Hollywood. 208 00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:36,348 Slug-nutty about royalty, movie stars, titles and that sort of thing. 209 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,587 Pardon me, but do you know where the great Schnarzan lives? 210 00:13:38,588 --> 00:13:39,588 Yes, sir. 211 00:13:39,589 --> 00:13:41,673 I'm sorry, old man, but I didn't get your name. 212 00:13:41,674 --> 00:13:42,674 Jake. 213 00:13:42,675 --> 00:13:47,132 My name is Harvey Clemp. I'm the millionaire oil king from Clemp City, Oklahoma. 214 00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:49,830 This is my wife, Henrietta, the Oil Queen. 215 00:13:49,831 --> 00:13:51,582 Henrietta, this is Jake. 216 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,761 How do you do. 217 00:13:53,762 --> 00:13:56,381 That gives me an idea. 218 00:13:56,382 --> 00:14:01,964 Don't worry, Mr. Goldfarb. I'll crash Schnarzan's party, all right. 219 00:14:01,965 --> 00:14:06,115 My husband is the multi-est millionaire in Oklahoma. 220 00:14:06,116 --> 00:14:08,613 Show the man, Harvey. 221 00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:11,234 A thousand dollar bill. 222 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,642 You can't do that unless you're a millionarie. 223 00:14:14,643 --> 00:14:17,774 They'll recognize you at the party. Everybody knows Liondora. 224 00:14:17,775 --> 00:14:20,501 Ah, but I will not be Liondora. 225 00:14:20,502 --> 00:14:25,969 I will be the Grand Royal Duke Spiros Dimitros Nikolaus Forfoltu-Varenikos 226 00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:30,908 from southern part Europe. Good old Peloponniesus. 227 00:14:41,561 --> 00:14:44,174 And now I'll ask one of Schnarzan's guests to say a few words. 228 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:46,603 Ladies and gentlemen... Robert Young. 229 00:14:46,604 --> 00:14:49,569 Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. Is this a party? 230 00:14:49,570 --> 00:14:52,780 You should see them pouring in with that goofy look in their big blue eyes. 231 00:14:52,781 --> 00:14:54,239 Gorgeous girls... 232 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,613 Brunettes... who once were blondes. Blondes who were once brunettes. 233 00:14:57,648 --> 00:14:58,829 Hello. 234 00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,552 And here comes a little platinum. 235 00:15:00,553 --> 00:15:01,553 Hello, Pansy. 236 00:15:01,554 --> 00:15:03,094 That was a girl, not a man. 237 00:15:03,095 --> 00:15:04,630 Hello, Joan. 238 00:15:04,631 --> 00:15:07,111 Oh, is she a dream and you should see that dream walking. 239 00:15:07,112 --> 00:15:09,455 I'm sorry. I don't know where it is. 240 00:15:09,893 --> 00:15:11,560 And, now ladies and gentlemen, as I was telling... 241 00:15:11,561 --> 00:15:13,993 Said... I don't know where it is. 242 00:15:13,994 --> 00:15:15,618 Lad... Oh, butler... 243 00:15:15,619 --> 00:15:17,173 Would you show this gentlemen the swimming pool? 244 00:15:17,174 --> 00:15:18,893 - He wants to dive in. - Yes, sir. 245 00:15:18,894 --> 00:15:21,149 - And be sure it's empty. - Yes, sir. 246 00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:24,424 And now here's to beauty, laughter, romance, music. 247 00:15:24,425 --> 00:15:27,278 On with the biggest party ever given in Hollywood. 248 00:15:54,665 --> 00:15:58,481 Feelin' high 249 00:15:58,482 --> 00:16:02,912 Well, what's the use Of feelin' low 250 00:16:02,913 --> 00:16:07,007 Now there's a reason If you want to know why 251 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:11,838 I'm in love And feelin' high 252 00:16:19,632 --> 00:16:23,498 There's a reason If you want to know why 253 00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:27,951 I'm in love And feelin' high 254 00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:30,179 Feelin' high 255 00:16:31,797 --> 00:16:35,962 What's the use Of feelin' low 256 00:16:35,963 --> 00:16:40,109 Off that wagon On the town 257 00:16:40,110 --> 00:16:44,608 Gonna be up Never down 258 00:16:52,681 --> 00:16:56,650 There's a reason If you want to know why 259 00:16:56,651 --> 00:17:01,989 I'm in love And feelin' high 260 00:17:03,944 --> 00:17:08,105 My friends, I welcome you to my humble domicile. 261 00:17:08,106 --> 00:17:11,715 Tonight, let us throw all transgression to the winds 262 00:17:11,716 --> 00:17:17,044 and enjoy ourselves with absolute infernity. 263 00:17:36,442 --> 00:17:40,687 This may be madness to you, Harvey Clemp, but it's baloney to me. 264 00:17:40,688 --> 00:17:42,113 Henrietta, you astound me. 265 00:17:42,114 --> 00:17:46,399 The place is littered with movie stars and that makes some litter. 266 00:17:50,691 --> 00:17:52,615 Very artistic. 267 00:17:52,616 --> 00:17:55,837 Oh, it's wonderful. What did you expect, auntie? 268 00:17:55,838 --> 00:18:00,747 Nobility running around. A duke. An earl. A marquis. 269 00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:02,604 I want to hobnob with mi'luds. 270 00:18:02,605 --> 00:18:04,740 I want to rub shoulders with royalty. 271 00:18:04,741 --> 00:18:06,170 I want a title. 272 00:18:06,171 --> 00:18:09,012 How about "Came the Dawn"? 273 00:18:09,796 --> 00:18:11,533 Madame... 274 00:18:11,534 --> 00:18:13,358 Oh, this is too too divine. 275 00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,210 How too too distingue... 276 00:18:15,211 --> 00:18:17,145 How too too risque. 277 00:18:17,146 --> 00:18:18,783 Sorry, but I didn't catch the name. 278 00:18:18,784 --> 00:18:23,451 I am the Grand Royal Duke Spiros Dimitros Nikolaus Forfoltu-Varenikos. 279 00:18:23,452 --> 00:18:25,474 Beg pardon, but I still didn't get the name. 280 00:18:25,475 --> 00:18:27,553 Oh, is very easy. Is most simplicity. 281 00:18:27,554 --> 00:18:31,937 I am the Grand Royal Duke Spiros Dimitros Nikolaus Forfoltu-Varenikos. 282 00:18:31,938 --> 00:18:33,051 Oh, well... Let it go. 283 00:18:33,052 --> 00:18:37,580 A Grand Royal Duke? This is the happiest moment of my life. 284 00:18:37,581 --> 00:18:39,100 This is my niece, Linda. 285 00:18:39,101 --> 00:18:42,330 This pleasure is met with for to suffer with happiness. 286 00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:45,640 This is my millionaire husband, Harvey Clemp. 287 00:18:45,982 --> 00:18:47,824 - Pleased to meet your... - Grace. 288 00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:50,114 Grace? A big strapping fella like that? 289 00:18:50,115 --> 00:18:52,363 You care to honor me with this dance? 290 00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,847 Oh, no honor at all. 291 00:18:54,848 --> 00:18:58,136 Harvey, don't forget to invite the Duke to the hotel for cocktails. 292 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,205 By all means. 293 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:03,765 Oh, is be great pleasure to go to hotel for cocktails and dinner. 294 00:19:06,758 --> 00:19:09,656 Did I say dinner? 295 00:19:12,328 --> 00:19:14,096 May I have this dance? 296 00:19:14,097 --> 00:19:16,067 Well, you'll have to ask my uncle. 297 00:19:16,068 --> 00:19:17,495 May I have this dance? 298 00:19:17,496 --> 00:19:21,489 Well, I'm a bad one to lead, but I can follow. 299 00:19:24,238 --> 00:19:27,012 I guess I'll just drink this one out. 300 00:19:36,665 --> 00:19:39,381 - It's the Baron. - It's the Baron. 301 00:19:39,416 --> 00:19:42,009 That's what I just said. 302 00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:48,454 Look at them wagons. 303 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,755 That must be the lions. 304 00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,823 They all can't be the Baron. 305 00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:57,887 Remember! I want to give him a royal welcome. 306 00:19:58,321 --> 00:20:01,193 The Baron is to get the Champagne Suite. 307 00:20:01,923 --> 00:20:06,380 You take charge of the left wing. You take the right wing. 308 00:20:06,969 --> 00:20:09,456 I'll take the dark meat. 309 00:20:15,143 --> 00:20:17,031 This is a holiday 310 00:20:17,032 --> 00:20:18,928 No melancholy day 311 00:20:18,929 --> 00:20:20,751 This is a jolly way 312 00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:22,679 To welcome the Baron 313 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,236 Who came from the Congo today 314 00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:31,819 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 315 00:20:31,820 --> 00:20:34,597 - The Baron's coming to say hello. - Hello! 316 00:20:34,598 --> 00:20:35,834 Yes, hello! 317 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,443 Hello! Hello! Hello! 318 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:40,256 Not hello, hello, hello But halloo. 319 00:20:40,257 --> 00:20:41,257 Halloo! 320 00:20:41,258 --> 00:20:44,964 Say how-de-do Mit me favor. How are you 321 00:20:44,965 --> 00:20:48,224 Press the flesh old thing or Cheerio 322 00:20:48,225 --> 00:20:51,633 Or say how's tricks or there a hi-de-ho 323 00:20:51,634 --> 00:20:54,184 Wie geitz, my friend Or mazel tov 324 00:20:54,185 --> 00:20:56,664 Bon jour or any high hat stuff 325 00:20:56,665 --> 00:20:59,170 What a linguist! What a linguist! 326 00:20:59,171 --> 00:21:05,057 By now you outta know The Baron's gonna say hello! 327 00:21:10,141 --> 00:21:14,172 A gunna gunna A great ahorta 328 00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:18,003 Good afternoona Or is it morna? 329 00:21:18,004 --> 00:21:23,592 Give the Baron an Afrikaans hello 330 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:29,476 What's he gonna say? What's he gonna say? 331 00:21:29,477 --> 00:21:32,255 He's coming here to say hello 332 00:21:32,256 --> 00:21:33,256 Oh, no! 333 00:21:33,257 --> 00:21:36,983 That rootin' tootin' son Of a gun from Africa 334 00:21:36,984 --> 00:21:40,633 That prevaricating, second to none From Africa 335 00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,521 He's gonna say... 336 00:21:42,979 --> 00:21:45,464 He's gonna say... 337 00:21:47,121 --> 00:21:50,195 I'm going to say... 338 00:21:50,196 --> 00:21:52,473 And so we're here. 339 00:21:52,474 --> 00:21:56,205 It has been a long walk but we here. 340 00:21:56,206 --> 00:22:02,514 Schnarzan, I bring you the most ferocious ape ever captured in the middle of Africa. 341 00:22:02,515 --> 00:22:05,868 He is the son of King Kong. 342 00:22:05,869 --> 00:22:07,839 His name is Ping Pong. 343 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,923 And look... Let papa down. 344 00:22:11,740 --> 00:22:14,440 Pingy, go to Schnarzan. 345 00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:21,386 A chimpanzee! 346 00:22:23,394 --> 00:22:26,440 Is that etiquette? 347 00:22:28,775 --> 00:22:33,656 I'm going to say... I'm going to... 348 00:22:33,657 --> 00:22:35,742 It's an honor to our nation 349 00:22:35,743 --> 00:22:37,502 To hear your salutation 350 00:22:37,503 --> 00:22:39,207 We have our celebration 351 00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:41,905 In great anticipation 352 00:22:41,906 --> 00:22:47,685 I want to say... I want to say... 353 00:22:47,686 --> 00:22:50,372 No lions made him shiver No tigers made him quiver 354 00:22:50,373 --> 00:22:54,590 Down by the Niger river. Where lions eat your liver 355 00:22:54,591 --> 00:23:00,571 I want to say... I want to say... 356 00:23:05,326 --> 00:23:08,871 It really is a sensation 357 00:23:08,872 --> 00:23:12,280 A most magnificent ovation 358 00:23:12,281 --> 00:23:16,003 There's been nothing like it before 359 00:23:16,004 --> 00:23:19,532 But I really expected much more 360 00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:22,196 Please... 361 00:23:22,197 --> 00:23:25,658 I only want to say... 362 00:23:25,659 --> 00:23:28,112 He only wants to say... 363 00:23:28,113 --> 00:23:30,082 Then let me say it! 364 00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:34,672 I only want to say... 365 00:23:36,157 --> 00:23:37,907 Hello! I fooled you! 366 00:23:37,942 --> 00:23:42,464 Oh, hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! 367 00:23:42,465 --> 00:23:45,954 We are very glad to meet you And we greet you with hello 368 00:23:45,955 --> 00:23:49,835 Hello! Hello! Hello! 369 00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:55,255 Greetings and salutations, Baron. Welcome to my poor house. 370 00:23:55,256 --> 00:23:58,365 Well... Who wants to live in a poorhouse? 371 00:23:58,366 --> 00:24:01,677 Hello, forever 372 00:24:02,037 --> 00:24:05,943 Hello, forever 373 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:11,449 Hello! Hello! Hello! 374 00:24:16,376 --> 00:24:19,472 I never knew you cared. 375 00:24:19,473 --> 00:24:23,728 Hello! 376 00:24:33,026 --> 00:24:34,359 Look! 377 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:36,338 Imagine coming to a party with wild animals. 378 00:24:36,339 --> 00:24:38,673 Oh, it's thrilling. 379 00:24:40,308 --> 00:24:42,602 It's like being at the zoo. 380 00:24:42,603 --> 00:24:44,299 - Knapp! - Jimmy! 381 00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:47,490 Everything is going to be OK. I gave the Baron the Royal Suite. 382 00:24:47,525 --> 00:24:48,613 That's the idea. 383 00:24:48,614 --> 00:24:51,584 Treat him right, you get the lions and your future's insured. 384 00:24:53,739 --> 00:24:55,599 Now that's what I mean. 385 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:59,251 Imagine the kick your public will get when they see you fighting a lion like that. 386 00:24:59,252 --> 00:25:01,788 Teeth that can bite. Claws that can rip. 387 00:25:01,789 --> 00:25:07,043 What a kick when they see you with your head right in his very jaws. 388 00:25:07,044 --> 00:25:09,516 He might break my neck. 389 00:25:09,517 --> 00:25:10,697 There's the thrill of it. 390 00:25:10,698 --> 00:25:14,058 I'm willing to take any risk to make a big picture. 391 00:25:14,059 --> 00:25:16,190 You'll be the season's sensation. 392 00:25:16,191 --> 00:25:19,060 Every newspaper will print your name. 393 00:25:19,061 --> 00:25:23,845 Yeah, in the obituary column. Let's stroll. 394 00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:30,029 Fixing a cocktail? 395 00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:32,725 You picked a nice night for it. 396 00:25:38,839 --> 00:25:42,203 Careful. You'll scratch your face. 397 00:25:57,002 --> 00:25:58,832 Rather an informal entrance, isn't it? 398 00:25:58,833 --> 00:25:59,833 That Schnarzan... 399 00:25:59,834 --> 00:26:01,856 He thinks he can keep me away from his party, eh? 400 00:26:01,857 --> 00:26:05,321 That dirty such and such and so and so and this and that... 401 00:26:06,181 --> 00:26:07,752 Those are strong words, stranger. 402 00:26:07,753 --> 00:26:09,403 Wait til I get a hold of him. 403 00:26:09,404 --> 00:26:11,452 I show him how strong I am. 404 00:26:11,453 --> 00:26:14,362 I get a hold of his throat like this. 405 00:26:15,951 --> 00:26:18,923 I'd hate to be in his shoes. 406 00:26:20,331 --> 00:26:25,495 Hey! I kinda like you. Come here. 407 00:26:33,773 --> 00:26:37,384 Oh, is beautiful... Is wonderful. 408 00:26:37,385 --> 00:26:40,420 What a night! What a night! 409 00:26:40,421 --> 00:26:45,118 Oh, the moon is so musk mellow in the fragrance of your head. 410 00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:49,001 Oh, your Grace... I guess I was just made for love. 411 00:26:49,002 --> 00:26:50,927 Oh, you sweet honey bunch donuts... 412 00:26:50,928 --> 00:26:54,846 You can't be for to hide your feelings when soul is respond to soul. 413 00:26:54,847 --> 00:26:58,789 You have heart. You have fire. You make me for to burn. 414 00:26:58,790 --> 00:26:59,790 Oh, Grace... 415 00:26:59,791 --> 00:27:03,734 Don't call me Grace. To you I am just plain Nikolaus. 416 00:27:03,735 --> 00:27:05,408 Nikolaus... 417 00:27:05,409 --> 00:27:08,960 From souther part Europe. Good old Peloponneisus. 418 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:12,249 Peloponneisus? What a beautiful name. 419 00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:14,789 How lovely... How romantic... 420 00:27:14,790 --> 00:27:16,282 Oh, Henrietta! 421 00:27:16,283 --> 00:27:18,824 You mustn't, Grace. You mustn't. No. No. 422 00:27:18,825 --> 00:27:21,863 You mustn't call me Grace. Call me... Call me Nikolaus. 423 00:27:21,864 --> 00:27:24,471 No... I like Peloponneisus better. 424 00:27:25,242 --> 00:27:27,280 Oh, let me for to grab your lipsky. 425 00:27:27,281 --> 00:27:30,642 No. No. Oh, no. 426 00:27:31,619 --> 00:27:33,130 I... I mustn't. 427 00:27:33,131 --> 00:27:34,782 You could just call me HC. 428 00:27:34,783 --> 00:27:38,888 Well, don't you know any other games but the oil game? 429 00:27:38,889 --> 00:27:41,556 Yes, but I like the old oil game best. 430 00:27:41,557 --> 00:27:43,743 Mr. Clemp, come with me. I want to show you something. 431 00:27:43,744 --> 00:27:44,947 Yes, my boy. What is it? 432 00:27:44,982 --> 00:27:46,135 It's your wife. 433 00:27:46,136 --> 00:27:48,243 Well, I've seen my wife. In fact, I married her. 434 00:27:48,244 --> 00:27:50,694 But, Mr. Clemp... This is important. 435 00:27:50,695 --> 00:27:53,014 Hey, HC... You're not going to leave me here all alone? 436 00:27:53,015 --> 00:27:56,135 Don't go away. I'll be right back. Read a book or something. 437 00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:59,032 You gorgeous crab, you. 438 00:27:59,033 --> 00:28:03,051 Always filled the cup of happiness for all the people for to drink that. 439 00:28:03,052 --> 00:28:04,381 Yes, that's me. 440 00:28:04,382 --> 00:28:07,458 I can dish it out, but I can't take it. 441 00:28:08,130 --> 00:28:10,913 Oh, Grace. Grace! 442 00:28:14,535 --> 00:28:16,436 That's what I wanted to show you. 443 00:28:16,437 --> 00:28:19,215 Hey, this is going to be good. 444 00:28:20,801 --> 00:28:22,877 He bit her. 445 00:28:28,410 --> 00:28:31,542 We're in a very good position. I can see everything. 446 00:28:31,757 --> 00:28:33,544 - He kissed her. - No! 447 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:36,792 She responds fairly well. 448 00:28:43,420 --> 00:28:45,023 Interesting technique. 449 00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:46,281 Oh, your Grace. 450 00:28:46,282 --> 00:28:48,234 - But that's your wife. - Oh, yes! 451 00:28:48,235 --> 00:28:50,523 That's Henrietta. Always improving her mind. 452 00:28:51,508 --> 00:28:56,139 Never before I'm feel such terrifical vibrations as I am feel now. 453 00:28:56,140 --> 00:29:00,934 So top tip, my delirious ducky wucky. 454 00:29:00,935 --> 00:29:04,166 I wonder how I'd do with those tactics. 455 00:29:04,167 --> 00:29:06,241 Oh, Grace. 456 00:29:13,167 --> 00:29:14,632 Oh, so you're back, eh? 457 00:29:14,667 --> 00:29:15,784 Oh what a night... 458 00:29:15,785 --> 00:29:19,530 The moon is so mellow and the fragrance of your hair... 459 00:29:20,338 --> 00:29:23,242 Let me give you what is commonly known as "the works". 460 00:29:23,243 --> 00:29:25,362 What's the matter with you? Are you going crazy? 461 00:29:25,363 --> 00:29:27,793 I don't seem to have the right purchase. 462 00:29:37,978 --> 00:29:40,856 Still like the old oil game best. 463 00:29:54,812 --> 00:29:56,756 What's your name? 464 00:29:57,682 --> 00:29:59,468 You know, there's something about you I like. 465 00:29:59,469 --> 00:30:01,495 Sure it isn't yourself? 466 00:30:01,496 --> 00:30:02,581 Oh... You got me. 467 00:30:02,582 --> 00:30:04,153 Oh, I think you'll recover. 468 00:30:04,154 --> 00:30:06,376 If you'll nurse me back to life. 469 00:30:06,377 --> 00:30:09,105 Plenty of fresh air and sunshine. 470 00:30:09,509 --> 00:30:11,943 And moonshine. 471 00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:16,140 When the moon begins to rise My heart begins to beat 472 00:30:16,141 --> 00:30:20,543 Flowery lanes and starry skies Have made me indiscreet 473 00:30:20,544 --> 00:30:25,047 Love affairs that come and go Have thrilled me in the past 474 00:30:25,048 --> 00:30:31,787 But though you're not my first love I'm sure that you're the last 475 00:30:33,361 --> 00:30:39,360 I've had my moments I will confess 476 00:30:39,361 --> 00:30:45,137 My fleeting moments Of tenderness 477 00:30:45,138 --> 00:30:51,292 I sang of true love I played guitars 478 00:30:51,293 --> 00:30:56,492 Then found a new love 'neath tropical stars 479 00:30:57,372 --> 00:31:02,893 This time's the last time This time it's new 480 00:31:02,894 --> 00:31:09,076 Love as a pastime For me is through 481 00:31:09,077 --> 00:31:14,990 I've had my moments My big bad moments 482 00:31:14,991 --> 00:31:19,308 But now my one big moment is you 483 00:31:21,187 --> 00:31:27,086 You've had your moments I've had some too 484 00:31:27,087 --> 00:31:33,106 In moonlit gardens On waters blue 485 00:31:33,107 --> 00:31:39,272 I was a siren At seventeen 486 00:31:39,273 --> 00:31:44,834 A ball of fire You know what I mean? 487 00:31:45,341 --> 00:31:51,275 But now I've found you I know that's true 488 00:31:51,276 --> 00:31:57,236 I'll search around you I'll stick like glue 489 00:31:57,237 --> 00:32:03,435 I've had my moments My big bad moments 490 00:32:03,436 --> 00:32:07,980 But now my one big moment is you 491 00:33:13,172 --> 00:33:17,007 But now my one big moment is... 492 00:33:17,095 --> 00:33:19,242 - Me? - You! 493 00:33:19,243 --> 00:33:22,498 I've had my moments 494 00:33:25,349 --> 00:33:28,219 My fleeting moments 495 00:33:31,271 --> 00:33:37,021 - I sang of true love - I played guitars 496 00:33:37,022 --> 00:33:42,507 Then found a new love 497 00:33:43,672 --> 00:33:46,824 This time's the last time 498 00:33:56,116 --> 00:34:02,270 - I've had my moments - My big bad moments 499 00:34:02,271 --> 00:34:06,907 But now my one big moment is you 500 00:34:20,676 --> 00:34:26,875 - I've had my moments - I've had my moments 501 00:34:33,008 --> 00:34:38,969 I've had my moments I will confess 502 00:34:38,970 --> 00:34:45,102 My fleeting moments Of tenderness 503 00:34:45,103 --> 00:34:51,158 I sang of true love I played guitars 504 00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:57,183 Then found a new love 'neath tropical stars 505 00:34:57,218 --> 00:35:03,208 This time's the last time This time it's new 506 00:35:03,243 --> 00:35:09,196 Love as a pastime For me is through 507 00:35:09,231 --> 00:35:14,631 I've had my moments 508 00:35:14,632 --> 00:35:21,630 My big bad moments 509 00:35:23,242 --> 00:35:26,626 But now my one big moment is you 510 00:35:26,627 --> 00:35:31,351 - You. - You. 511 00:35:33,662 --> 00:35:35,304 - He'll sign it without... - Hiya, fellas. 512 00:35:35,305 --> 00:35:36,643 - Oh, hi. - What kept you? 513 00:35:36,644 --> 00:35:38,107 I had to work overtime. How ya doing? 514 00:35:38,108 --> 00:35:39,108 - Swell! - Oh, great! 515 00:35:39,109 --> 00:35:41,016 - Got the autographs yet? - Yeah, I got a book full. 516 00:35:41,017 --> 00:35:43,189 - And you? - If I get another one, I'll have two. 517 00:35:43,190 --> 00:35:45,482 Well, don't worry about it. We'll have plenty before the night's over. 518 00:35:45,483 --> 00:35:47,146 Oh, this is going to be a big night. 519 00:35:47,147 --> 00:35:48,147 Well, I've got a big book. 520 00:35:49,734 --> 00:35:51,813 - Any celebrities show up? - Sure. 521 00:35:51,814 --> 00:35:53,803 - What are you? Autograph hounds? - Yeah! 522 00:35:53,804 --> 00:35:55,657 - Did you get any? - Yep, I got some. 523 00:35:55,658 --> 00:35:56,658 Let me see. 524 00:35:56,659 --> 00:35:59,868 I got a whole book full. Look at this. Will you look at this. Look at that. Look at that. 525 00:35:59,903 --> 00:36:01,915 - The stars write fast, don't they? - Yeah! 526 00:36:01,916 --> 00:36:03,771 - You collectin' autographs? - No... 527 00:36:03,772 --> 00:36:07,367 Collecting photographs. No, not of you crumbs. 528 00:36:08,374 --> 00:36:10,095 - Hey, there's somebody. - Come on. 529 00:36:10,856 --> 00:36:11,906 No, no, no, Professor. 530 00:36:11,907 --> 00:36:15,969 Your dissertation refutes every scientific theory. 531 00:36:15,970 --> 00:36:20,794 But, Doctor, please reflect on the profound aspects 532 00:36:20,829 --> 00:36:23,877 of the matter and consider the vital points of my thesis. 533 00:36:23,878 --> 00:36:28,249 But, gentlemen. Your theories are distinctly contradictory. 534 00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:29,971 Are you guys actors or hillbillies? 535 00:36:29,972 --> 00:36:32,628 Come out from under the spinach, Gable. We know you. 536 00:36:32,629 --> 00:36:38,176 Out of the way, moron. We are of the scientific world not thespists. 537 00:36:39,881 --> 00:36:43,404 Look, look. This proves my point. 538 00:36:43,405 --> 00:36:46,166 A perfect specimen of the Neanderthal Man. 539 00:36:46,167 --> 00:36:49,945 What? That? Oh no. Look at the measurements. 540 00:36:49,946 --> 00:36:53,667 Look at that. Look at that. That's the androgynous type. 541 00:36:53,668 --> 00:36:55,209 I can prove it. 542 00:36:55,210 --> 00:37:00,050 The androgynous cranium is always hollow. Now listen. 543 00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:05,248 No, no no, Professor, you're wrong. That is the skull of the Anthropedia. 544 00:37:05,249 --> 00:37:09,351 No, that's more like the Anthropedia. Now, listen. 545 00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:15,844 Ah, the obvious Neanderthal type. 546 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,440 Now... 547 00:37:19,776 --> 00:37:21,210 Now, just note the difference. 548 00:37:21,211 --> 00:37:22,869 Neanderthal! 549 00:37:23,369 --> 00:37:25,252 Anthropedia! 550 00:37:25,599 --> 00:37:27,416 Androgynous! 551 00:37:27,775 --> 00:37:29,494 Well, there you are! 552 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:32,360 Hey, fellas! Hey, fellas! 553 00:37:32,395 --> 00:37:34,620 See any prominent people? There's a lot of prominent people here. 554 00:37:34,621 --> 00:37:36,817 Yeah, Neanderthal! 555 00:37:36,818 --> 00:37:37,818 Who? 556 00:37:37,819 --> 00:37:38,819 Androphobia! 557 00:37:38,820 --> 00:37:39,820 What? 558 00:37:39,821 --> 00:37:41,445 Androgynous! 559 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,008 What, are you kidding? 560 00:37:43,009 --> 00:37:44,009 Hold it! 561 00:37:44,010 --> 00:37:45,010 Okay! 562 00:37:47,192 --> 00:37:48,847 I'll skip this joint. 563 00:37:50,399 --> 00:37:53,119 Mr. Durante is in conference. He's not to be disturbed. 564 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,332 Well, listen here. I want to see that pelican face. 565 00:37:55,333 --> 00:37:57,000 See? And, I'm gonna disturb him. 566 00:37:57,001 --> 00:37:58,335 The scientific gentlemen are with him. 567 00:37:58,336 --> 00:38:00,495 They're having their usual Wednesday night discussion. 568 00:38:00,496 --> 00:38:03,252 Get out of my way, you big telegraph pole. 569 00:38:03,253 --> 00:38:05,580 I've very sorry but the door is locked. 570 00:38:05,581 --> 00:38:11,286 Is that so? Well, you keep it locked, see, until I get a few more drinks under my belt 571 00:38:11,287 --> 00:38:15,045 and when I come back Schnarzan's goose will be cooked. 572 00:38:15,688 --> 00:38:17,031 What about Mendelism? 573 00:38:17,032 --> 00:38:22,166 But from the Neanderthal man to the Cardiff Giant it has been an absolute theory. 574 00:38:22,167 --> 00:38:25,105 - You are speaking pragmatically? - Peripatetically. 575 00:38:25,106 --> 00:38:29,563 In spite of all that, you still insist that Huxley's theory is authentic? 576 00:38:29,564 --> 00:38:31,357 Most emphatically, I do. 577 00:38:33,563 --> 00:38:35,259 I differ! 578 00:38:35,649 --> 00:38:39,065 Doing some research work for the Smithsonian Institute, 579 00:38:39,066 --> 00:38:42,386 I was called in consultation by Professor Eberworth. 580 00:38:42,387 --> 00:38:47,055 That emminent philuntrist who had heard what I did for Einstein and his relatives. 581 00:38:47,056 --> 00:38:49,723 Professor Eberworth says... Jimmy, I need you. 582 00:38:49,724 --> 00:38:54,688 I want to consult with you about a subject which has baffled all the scientists of the world. 583 00:38:54,689 --> 00:38:57,020 Namely, reincarnation. 584 00:38:57,021 --> 00:39:00,975 Not the carnation that I am wearing to my buttonhole. No... 585 00:39:00,976 --> 00:39:04,504 Not the carnation of a king, but reincarnation. 586 00:39:04,505 --> 00:39:07,025 A ponderous question. 587 00:39:07,026 --> 00:39:11,016 Professor Eberworth and me being the only two guys who knows the low-down. 588 00:39:11,017 --> 00:39:16,997 What is reincarnation you mugs, you earthworms, you nincompoops, you chuckleheads? 589 00:39:17,461 --> 00:39:23,538 Last night with my head on my lacy pillow I was a man dreaming I was a butterfly. 590 00:39:23,539 --> 00:39:27,697 Sipping the sap from flower to flower just like a little butterfly. 591 00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:33,296 I had butterfly words. Butterfly desires. Just a man dreaming I was a butterfly. 592 00:39:33,297 --> 00:39:37,835 And how do I know now that I'm not a butterfly dreaming that I'm a man? 593 00:39:37,836 --> 00:39:40,815 Wait a minute! I can see myself now. 594 00:39:40,816 --> 00:39:45,757 I go way back to Adam. Adam and his madam. 595 00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:49,515 Boys, I was Adam! 596 00:39:49,550 --> 00:39:53,272 GARDEN OF EDEN 597 00:40:06,063 --> 00:40:10,956 One, two, three, four, five. There's a rib missing. 598 00:40:11,462 --> 00:40:13,972 They promised me a woman for that rib. 599 00:40:13,973 --> 00:40:16,205 There's something screwy around here. 600 00:40:16,206 --> 00:40:19,537 Where's that beautiful baby doll? 601 00:40:21,592 --> 00:40:24,052 Oh, daddy... 602 00:40:26,397 --> 00:40:30,456 A carbon copy! I've been ribbed! 603 00:40:30,457 --> 00:40:34,295 Reincarnation works in wonderous ways. 604 00:40:34,296 --> 00:40:38,806 Like in the American Revolutionary days in 1775. 605 00:40:38,807 --> 00:40:43,218 Hardly a man is now alive. Not even you, old buzzards. 606 00:40:43,219 --> 00:40:47,068 I was! I was... 607 00:40:48,049 --> 00:40:53,190 Paul Revere! Paul Revere! 608 00:41:00,876 --> 00:41:07,083 Good old horse. How many more miles have you got in your system? 609 00:41:09,502 --> 00:41:12,133 I gotta million of them. 610 00:41:17,257 --> 00:41:24,169 Put that underneath your hatta A man has more lives than a catta 611 00:41:24,527 --> 00:41:30,129 Those episodes in my career are just A demonstration of three little words 612 00:41:30,130 --> 00:41:33,315 Re - Ink - Carnation 613 00:41:38,102 --> 00:41:42,284 Mr. Clemp, if you make for to get those lions 614 00:41:42,285 --> 00:41:47,283 is being terrifical pleasure for to let you produce pictures with me. 615 00:41:47,284 --> 00:41:48,643 Come, come, Peloponnesius. 616 00:41:48,644 --> 00:41:51,913 You don't mean that you'll let me invest some of my money in your screen offerings? 617 00:41:51,914 --> 00:41:57,105 I do better is that. I let you invest for all money. 618 00:41:57,106 --> 00:41:59,693 Sounds like a good opportunity. 619 00:42:00,131 --> 00:42:04,170 There is the Baron now. Make him an offer. 620 00:42:05,844 --> 00:42:07,177 Well, Baron... 621 00:42:07,178 --> 00:42:10,604 I'm prepared to offer you 50.000 dollars for your lions. 622 00:42:10,605 --> 00:42:13,910 - Will you take it? - I take 50.000 for anything. 623 00:42:15,504 --> 00:42:16,924 Beg your pardon, but we haven't met. 624 00:42:16,925 --> 00:42:18,782 I'm Harvey Clemp, the oil king. 625 00:42:18,783 --> 00:42:21,838 Look... A thousand dollar bill. 626 00:42:22,404 --> 00:42:24,230 You can't do that unless you're a multi-millionarire. 627 00:42:24,231 --> 00:42:25,446 A millionaire! 628 00:42:25,447 --> 00:42:27,339 Somebody give him a slipper. Quick. 629 00:42:27,340 --> 00:42:28,802 Gracie, move over. Sit down, will you please. 630 00:42:28,803 --> 00:42:30,256 Some champagne in a glass. 631 00:42:30,257 --> 00:42:32,768 Now, Baron, don't forget our deal is on. 632 00:42:32,769 --> 00:42:36,596 Deliver the lions to the studio in the morning and get our check for fifty grand. 633 00:42:36,597 --> 00:42:37,597 I will. Thank you. 634 00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:39,314 I'll give sixty. 635 00:42:39,315 --> 00:42:40,732 - I'll make it seventy. - Eighty. 636 00:42:40,733 --> 00:42:41,885 - Ninety. - A hundred. 637 00:42:41,886 --> 00:42:43,248 - A hundred and ten. - A hundred and thirty. 638 00:42:43,249 --> 00:42:44,773 Wait! You skipped a hundred and twenty. 639 00:42:44,774 --> 00:42:46,423 - A hundred and twenty. - A hundred and ten. 640 00:42:46,424 --> 00:42:47,424 - A hundred. - Ninety. 641 00:42:47,425 --> 00:42:48,425 - Eighty. - Seventy. 642 00:42:48,426 --> 00:42:50,219 Wait, gentlemen. You're going backward. 643 00:42:50,220 --> 00:42:52,366 We were up to a hundred thirty thousand. 644 00:42:52,367 --> 00:42:54,058 So we were. I'll make it a hundred and forty. 645 00:42:54,059 --> 00:42:56,707 I'll make it a hundred and fifty and that's all we can afford. 646 00:42:56,708 --> 00:43:00,800 Could I hear a hundred sixty? A hundred fifty-five? 647 00:43:01,592 --> 00:43:02,735 Waiting. 648 00:43:04,153 --> 00:43:07,042 Could I, please, hear hundred fifty-five? 649 00:43:08,842 --> 00:43:10,360 I'd rather make it a hundred seventy-five. 650 00:43:10,361 --> 00:43:14,958 Sold! Sold to the gentleman on my right for one hundred seventy-five thousand dollars. 651 00:43:16,084 --> 00:43:19,311 I want to congratulate you, Baron. I think you made a mighty good sale there. 652 00:43:21,037 --> 00:43:23,237 A mouse! 653 00:43:26,829 --> 00:43:28,672 There it is! 654 00:43:28,932 --> 00:43:32,916 Mousey, mousey, mousey. Nice mousey, mousey, mousey. 655 00:43:35,337 --> 00:43:39,691 - It's Mickey Mouse! - Oh, Mickey Mouse! 656 00:43:39,692 --> 00:43:43,010 Hey, you! Let go of my tail! 657 00:43:53,745 --> 00:43:56,683 An impostor! Stealin' my stuff! 658 00:43:56,684 --> 00:43:59,498 How mortifyin'! How mortifyin'! 659 00:43:59,499 --> 00:44:03,143 He ain't get the feeling and a guest in my own domicile. 660 00:44:05,009 --> 00:44:06,325 Fightin' words... 661 00:44:06,326 --> 00:44:09,060 My mansion ain't big enough for the both of us. 662 00:44:09,061 --> 00:44:12,275 Okay, pal. You wouldn't throw me out, would you? 663 00:44:12,276 --> 00:44:14,391 I wouldn't, hah? Watch me! 664 00:44:28,865 --> 00:44:31,894 - Do something, Mickey! - Yeah! 665 00:44:55,955 --> 00:45:01,468 Hey, Mickey! Cut out the adagios and play something to the level of these mugs. 666 00:45:01,503 --> 00:45:03,720 THE HOT CHOC-LATE SOLDIERS 667 00:45:41,256 --> 00:45:45,533 Look at the brave hot chocolate soldiers Marching away to war 668 00:45:45,534 --> 00:45:49,326 Followed by more hot chocolate soldiers Fresh from the candy store 669 00:45:49,327 --> 00:45:53,330 Look at the band that's going with them Look at the drums they've got 670 00:45:53,331 --> 00:45:57,130 Marching in syncopated rhythm Rhythm that makes it hot 671 00:45:57,131 --> 00:46:01,338 Here they come. Here they come With a candy fife and a chocolate drum 672 00:46:01,339 --> 00:46:05,067 Here they come. Here they come With their tummies full of rum 673 00:46:05,528 --> 00:46:09,329 Look at those lovely chocolate ladies Giving a parting sigh 674 00:46:09,330 --> 00:46:13,329 Tillies and Flo's and Kates and Sadies Throwing a kiss goodbye 675 00:46:13,330 --> 00:46:17,498 Listen to me, hot chocolate soldier Hide from the blazing sun 676 00:46:17,499 --> 00:46:21,583 Don't get too hot, hot chocolate soldier Til the battle's won 677 00:46:27,543 --> 00:46:33,129 They're off to fight The battle of vanilla-roma 678 00:46:33,130 --> 00:46:35,165 Over there 679 00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:39,221 They crossed the springs and mountain tops And through the fields of lollipops 680 00:46:39,222 --> 00:46:43,240 It's war! It's war! The popguns roar 681 00:46:43,241 --> 00:46:47,191 From planes to strand And candy hight 682 00:46:47,192 --> 00:46:51,411 They'll bomb the foe With cracker-jack 683 00:46:51,412 --> 00:46:55,394 They're off to fight Those great big gingerbread men 684 00:46:55,395 --> 00:46:58,975 And they'll come marching home 685 00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:24,639 Look at the brave hot chocolate soldiers Marching away from war 686 00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:28,409 Followed by more hot chocolate soldiers Back to the candy store 687 00:49:28,410 --> 00:49:32,565 Look at the band that's coming with them Look at the drums they've got 688 00:49:32,566 --> 00:49:36,422 Marching in syncopated rhythm Rhythm that makes it hot 689 00:49:36,423 --> 00:49:40,438 Here they come. Here they come With a candy fife and a chocolate drum 690 00:49:40,439 --> 00:49:44,603 Here they come. Here they come With their tummies full of rum 691 00:49:44,604 --> 00:49:48,468 Look at those lovely chocolate ladies Waving to greet their men 692 00:49:48,469 --> 00:49:52,578 Tillies and Flo's and Kates and Sadies Happy as brides again 693 00:49:52,579 --> 00:49:56,528 Listen to me, hot chocolate soldier Hide from the blazing sun 694 00:49:56,529 --> 00:50:01,226 Don't get too hot, hot chocolate soldier Now the battle's won 695 00:50:28,759 --> 00:50:31,148 Jimmy... We're in trouble. 696 00:50:31,149 --> 00:50:33,845 Harvey Clemp bought those lions from the Baron. 697 00:50:33,846 --> 00:50:35,472 He outbid me. 698 00:50:35,473 --> 00:50:38,146 Liondora had a hand in this. The rat! 699 00:50:38,147 --> 00:50:40,523 We've got to get those lion back. 700 00:50:45,799 --> 00:50:49,292 My big bad moments 701 00:50:58,863 --> 00:51:00,706 That's Clemp's wife. 702 00:51:00,707 --> 00:51:02,294 Poor Clemp. 703 00:51:02,295 --> 00:51:05,893 Here's where you come in. Get busy with Mrs. Clemp. Do your stuff. 704 00:51:05,894 --> 00:51:07,924 You mean Don Juan? 705 00:51:07,925 --> 00:51:09,977 You're better than Don Juan. 706 00:51:09,978 --> 00:51:12,336 I'm Don Two. 707 00:51:12,337 --> 00:51:15,009 I got my work cut out for me. 708 00:51:17,308 --> 00:51:19,005 I wonder who it is. 709 00:51:19,006 --> 00:51:20,693 Maybe the Barrymores. 710 00:51:20,694 --> 00:51:22,326 Perhaps it's Garbo. 711 00:51:42,818 --> 00:51:44,042 What do you want? 712 00:51:44,043 --> 00:51:47,454 We'd like to see the Baron. Baron Munchausen. 713 00:51:47,455 --> 00:51:48,586 What's your business? 714 00:51:48,587 --> 00:51:50,051 Well, you see, sir... It goes like this. 715 00:51:50,052 --> 00:51:54,233 He bought some lions from us. And paid us with a check. 716 00:51:54,234 --> 00:51:57,977 Yes and we've been all over town trying to cash it. 717 00:52:12,707 --> 00:52:15,419 Fifty thousand tiddly-winks? 718 00:52:15,420 --> 00:52:20,268 Yes, sir. The Baron told us that a tiddly-wink was worth a dollar and a half in his country. 719 00:52:20,269 --> 00:52:23,893 That is, you understand, at the present rate of exchange. 720 00:52:25,022 --> 00:52:27,656 You guys are screwy! 721 00:52:40,561 --> 00:52:41,874 Now, listen... 722 00:52:41,875 --> 00:52:48,213 If you guys ring that bell again, I'll break your arm off and stuff it down your throat. 723 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,761 Who rang the bell? 724 00:53:12,645 --> 00:53:14,675 I did. 725 00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:27,913 - Are you going to stand for that? - I should say not! 726 00:53:27,914 --> 00:53:29,309 He can't bluff me. 727 00:53:29,310 --> 00:53:32,463 I'm going to see the Baron if I have to stay here all night. 728 00:53:32,464 --> 00:53:35,726 I'll give him his check and take back our lions. 729 00:53:35,727 --> 00:53:39,909 That's a good idea. We can get along without his old piddly-winks. 730 00:53:39,910 --> 00:53:41,319 Certainly. 731 00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:42,711 We don't want... 732 00:53:42,712 --> 00:53:47,385 Not piddly-winks... Tiddly-winks. 733 00:53:47,991 --> 00:53:50,152 Piddly-winks... 734 00:54:10,433 --> 00:54:12,468 Now, if you come ba... 735 00:54:36,830 --> 00:54:39,472 Oh, Baron! 736 00:54:40,014 --> 00:54:42,449 Baron Munchausen! 737 00:54:45,142 --> 00:54:47,515 Don't be rude. 738 00:54:54,117 --> 00:54:56,583 Oh, Baron! 739 00:54:58,029 --> 00:55:02,167 Oh, Baron! 740 00:55:07,881 --> 00:55:10,394 Pardon us, folks. 741 00:55:12,905 --> 00:55:17,648 I've had my moments 742 00:56:08,619 --> 00:56:13,430 I've had my moments 743 00:56:13,431 --> 00:56:16,221 I will confess 744 00:56:17,422 --> 00:56:23,921 My fleeting moments Of tenderness 745 00:56:25,552 --> 00:56:30,190 I sang of true love 746 00:56:31,194 --> 00:56:34,620 I played guitars 747 00:56:36,976 --> 00:56:40,587 Then found a new love 748 00:56:40,588 --> 00:56:45,334 'neath tropical stars 749 00:56:46,630 --> 00:56:48,736 An infant prodigy. 750 00:56:48,737 --> 00:56:52,637 This time's the last time 751 00:56:53,159 --> 00:56:56,614 This time it's new 752 00:56:57,115 --> 00:57:01,095 Love as a pastime 753 00:57:01,096 --> 00:57:03,713 For me is through 754 00:57:03,714 --> 00:57:05,676 Your stomach notes are beautiful. 755 00:57:05,677 --> 00:57:09,548 I've had my moments 756 00:57:10,762 --> 00:57:15,335 My big bad moments 757 00:57:17,125 --> 00:57:19,744 Rubenstein's melody intact. 758 00:57:19,745 --> 00:57:26,741 But now my one big moment is you 759 00:57:26,742 --> 00:57:28,384 You've got me under your spell. 760 00:57:28,385 --> 00:57:31,076 Please continue but in a lighter vein. 761 00:57:38,869 --> 00:57:41,511 A new style of singing. 762 00:57:47,114 --> 00:57:49,756 What stirrin' words... 763 00:57:50,696 --> 00:57:52,578 What diction... 764 00:58:10,899 --> 00:58:13,520 For posterity. 765 00:58:21,059 --> 00:58:24,938 I've had my moments 766 00:58:25,489 --> 00:58:27,527 I'm convinced. 767 00:58:27,528 --> 00:58:31,811 My big bad moments 768 00:58:31,812 --> 00:58:34,605 You're the biggest thing since Canera. 769 00:58:34,606 --> 00:58:41,561 But now my one big moment is you 770 00:58:46,215 --> 00:58:49,669 I'm gonna take you under my wing. And develop you. 771 00:58:49,704 --> 00:58:53,045 Do you think my personality and figure will appeal to the public? 772 00:58:53,046 --> 00:58:56,643 You'll know them for a gool I tell you. You'll be a double feature. 773 00:58:56,644 --> 00:59:01,511 Won't Clemp City be amazed! Maybe I'll be America's Sweetheart. 774 00:59:01,512 --> 00:59:05,890 You'll be everybody's sweetheart. Your picture will be on every ash can. 775 00:59:06,681 --> 00:59:10,130 My dream producer... 776 00:59:11,841 --> 00:59:15,458 Ah... Pardon me. Have you seen Baron Munchausen? 777 00:59:15,459 --> 00:59:17,397 Oh yes. Many times. 778 00:59:17,744 --> 00:59:19,179 I want some service. 779 00:59:19,180 --> 00:59:23,765 Mr. Durante says, Miss Velez, that if you came to this party you weren't to have anything to drink. 780 00:59:23,766 --> 00:59:26,363 I don't care whatever he say! I want service! 781 00:59:26,364 --> 00:59:27,545 I know, but he said no more tonight. 782 00:59:27,546 --> 00:59:29,050 I don't care! 783 00:59:45,347 --> 00:59:47,481 You keep out of this. 784 00:59:56,507 --> 00:59:58,643 Oh, so you want to strike me? 785 01:02:46,837 --> 01:02:48,725 Sit down. I wanna talk to you. 786 01:02:48,726 --> 01:02:51,102 Alright, but make it snappy. 787 01:03:33,511 --> 01:03:35,683 There they are. 788 01:04:03,558 --> 01:04:08,859 How can I ever repay you? If I've got anything you want, just ask for it. 789 01:04:08,860 --> 01:04:10,843 - Anything? - Anything. 790 01:04:10,844 --> 01:04:14,618 Then get your husband to give me those lions. I've gotta get some lions to fight with. 791 01:04:14,619 --> 01:04:18,362 It's my career. I must find a lion to replace Anatole. 792 01:04:18,363 --> 01:04:19,579 Anatole? 793 01:04:19,580 --> 01:04:21,767 That's Anatole. 794 01:04:21,768 --> 01:04:23,735 I owe my success to him. 795 01:04:23,736 --> 01:04:27,048 He was the first lion I ever conquered with my bare fist. 796 01:04:27,049 --> 01:04:29,023 I beat him to a rug. 797 01:04:29,024 --> 01:04:31,967 Anatole came charging me from behind a tree. 798 01:04:31,968 --> 01:04:35,465 I gave the famous Schnarzan call, and then... 799 01:04:35,466 --> 01:04:36,956 And then, I leaped. 800 01:04:36,957 --> 01:04:38,464 I got him by the throat. 801 01:04:38,465 --> 01:04:40,259 It was me or the lion. 802 01:04:40,260 --> 01:04:45,828 I gave him the jungle jai-jitsi... And then Anatole was a dead cat. 803 01:04:46,632 --> 01:04:49,433 It was another Schnarzan triumph. 804 01:04:49,434 --> 01:04:52,186 Just another chapter in my memory book. 805 01:04:52,187 --> 01:04:54,931 I have no fear of man, woman or beast. 806 01:04:54,932 --> 01:04:56,684 Just the way of the Durantes. 807 01:04:56,685 --> 01:04:59,550 And after you conquered Anatole, what did you do? 808 01:04:59,551 --> 01:05:03,388 I gave him a chance to rest and then I pounced on him again. 809 01:05:05,339 --> 01:05:08,994 He got immune! I'm double crossed. Oh... 810 01:05:11,918 --> 01:05:13,538 You, big brute! 811 01:05:15,537 --> 01:05:17,647 I like it on top. 812 01:05:18,203 --> 01:05:21,407 I'll mangle you... from bone to bone. 813 01:05:24,989 --> 01:05:27,396 There's no room for both of us. 814 01:05:43,223 --> 01:05:45,416 Hollywood Party! Hollywood Party! Hollywood Party! 815 01:05:45,417 --> 01:05:47,861 Hollywood Party! 816 01:05:49,487 --> 01:05:51,679 Going a mile a minute 817 01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:53,597 Hollywood Party 818 01:05:53,598 --> 01:05:56,116 Nobody sleeps tonight 819 01:05:56,117 --> 01:05:58,130 Hollywood Party 820 01:05:58,131 --> 01:06:00,443 Get up! Get out! Get in there! 821 01:06:00,444 --> 01:06:02,392 Hollywood Party 822 01:06:02,588 --> 01:06:04,980 Nobody sleeps tonight 823 01:06:38,417 --> 01:06:42,280 But now my one big moment is... 824 01:06:42,281 --> 01:06:44,542 - Me? - You! 825 01:07:02,534 --> 01:07:07,024 Hollywood Party Hollywood Party 826 01:07:17,983 --> 01:07:20,294 Jimmy! 827 01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:23,252 Jimmy, wake up! 828 01:07:23,253 --> 01:07:25,593 Oh... Who is it? 829 01:07:26,765 --> 01:07:28,052 Oh, it's you. 830 01:07:28,053 --> 01:07:29,360 What's the matter? 831 01:07:29,361 --> 01:07:32,249 You frightened me, honey. I was just dreamin'. 832 01:07:32,250 --> 01:07:36,124 You've been sleeping an hour. Come on. We'll be late for Lupe's party. 833 01:07:36,125 --> 01:07:38,137 - Come on, dear. - Jean... 834 01:07:40,549 --> 01:07:43,588 Tell me... Do I look like a horse's head? 835 01:07:43,589 --> 01:07:46,894 No, Jimmy. Not like a horse's head. 836 01:07:46,895 --> 01:07:49,460 Come on, toots. 837 01:07:58,934 --> 01:08:05,873 THE END